Haberdy-shaberdy

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Everything is everywhere at once and it’s a total mess like your brain after too much soda
My closet looks like a tornado had a fight with a clown.
The kitchen floor has spaghetti, cereal, and a dead goldfish.
My mom’s hair looks like a traffic jam.
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Things are so messed up it’s like your pants fell off in a pizza box
My math test had a chicken on it and I didn’t even know why.
The dog ate my homework and my shoes.
My brother tried to build a robot out of Legos and it exploded.
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A disaster so bad it makes your grandpa cry and your goldfish run away
My mom tried to cook and it looked like a war zone.
My dog tried to bark at a spaceship and got chased by a chicken.
My phone fell in the toilet and now it smells like regret.
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