haberdashery

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Stupid stuff people do when they're wasted or trying to look cool. It's like a fancy word for being a total idiot in public or private.
At the party, he did the haberdashery by wearing a chicken suit and dancing on a table.
She did the haberdashery by throwing her drink at the principal.
He did the haberdashery by trying to flirt with the teacher and failed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The fancy way of picking out hats, which is the most ridiculous thing to ever exist in the world of fashion.
He spent all his money on a hat that looked like a pizza.
She tried to match her hat with her socks and it looked like a disaster.
He wore a hat that had glitter and it was way too much.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A place where men's stuff is sold, but people use it in the weirdest ways, like saying they want to touch your haberdashery.
He said, 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' and no one knew what he meant.
She asked her crush, 'Do you want to touch my haberdashery?' and he ran away.
He told the teacher, 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Total nonsense. People say it when they're lying or trying to sound important.
He said, 'That's total haberdashery,' and no one believed him.
She told her mom, 'This is the biggest haberdashery ever!' and got a slap.
He lied about his grades and called it 'haberdashery'.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Lexi's favorite word even though she has no idea what it means. It just sounds cool.
Lexi said, 'Haberdashery is the best word ever!' and no one disagreed.
She wrote 'haberdashery' on her essay and got an A+
She told her teacher, 'I love haberdashery,' and the teacher said, 'Okay.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Your private parts, especially the hair on your pubes. People say it when they're being weird or gross.
He said, 'I want to touch your haberdashery,' and everyone laughed.
She told her friend, 'Your haberdashery is on fire!' and it was true.
He called his mom's haberdashery 'a disaster.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A fancy way to call someone an idiot, usually when the idiot doesn't get it and acts like it's a compliment.
He called me a haberdashery and I didn't know what that meant.
She said, 'You're the biggest haberdashery ever!' and I was confused.
He told the principal, 'You're a haberdashery!' and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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