Haberdasherer

My uncle is a haberdasherer. He thinks he's James Bond just because he sells ties.

She’s a haberdasherer and still claims she’s ‘too busy’ to help me pick out a shirt.

That guy at the store is a haberdasherer. He tried to sell me a suit like it was a life-changing decision.

He’s a haberdasherer. He wore a bow tie to my mom’s funeral and still called it ‘fashion forward.’

My sister’s a haberdasherer. She thinks wearing a blazer makes her a ‘businesswoman.’

That guy’s a haberdasherer. He called me ‘chap’ and expected a tip.

My dad’s a haberdasherer. He said, ‘Sir, I present to you, this fine garment, made of the finest cotton.’

That lady is a haberdasherer. She called my hoodie ‘a garment of modesty.’

He’s a haberdasherer. He said, ‘This shirt will elevate your status, my dear sir.’

My neighbor is a haberdasherer. He thinks he’s important because he sells pants.

That guy’s a haberdasherer. He called me ‘chap’ and said, ‘We must be friends.’

She’s a haberdasherer. She thinks she’s rich because she sells fancy socks.

He’s a haberdasherer and still thinks he’s cool because he wears a bow tie every day.

That guy is a haberdasherer and still thinks he’s ‘trendy’ because he sells vests.

She’s a haberdasherer and still thinks she’s ‘chill’ because she wears a hat.

My brother is a haberdasherer and still thinks he’s saving the world by selling suits.

That lady is a haberdasherer. She told me, ‘This shirt will change your life.’

He’s a haberdasherer and still thinks he’s the best at his job because he sells ties.