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A pile of hot garbage; fake stuff that sounds like truth but isn't.
He said the moon was made of cheese. That's haberdash.
She claimed she could run a marathon in her sleep. Haberdash.
He told me he had a million bucks. Haberdash.
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What a haberdasher does. Usually involves a lot of nonsense and hats.
He spent three hours picking out a hat. Total haberdash.
She tried to explain the meaning of life while wearing a bow tie. Haberdash.
He bought a hat that cost more than his car. Haberdash.
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A guy who sells random stuff. Mostly hats. Sometimes he sells your life.
He sold me a hat and a lie. Classic haberdash.
He tried to sell me a hat that could make me rich. Haberdash.
He sold me a hat and I still don't know what it does. Haberdash.
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A guy who sells tiny stuff. Like thread, pins, and the hope that you'll ever wear a suit.
He sold me thread and a dream. That's haberdash.
He tried to sell me laces for my socks. Haberdash.
He sold me silk and I still don't know what to do with it. Haberdash.
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A woman who ignores men and rules. She likes jeans and hates your opinions.
She wore jeans and ignored my advances. Total haberdash.
She walked past me with a bag and a attitude. Haberdash.
She refused my proposal and wore a t-shirt. Haberdash.
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Someone who does haberdash. Usually because they have no better ideas.
He spent the day doing haberdash. No one asked why.
She did haberdash and called it a hobby. That's brave.
He did haberdash while eating a sandwich. That's dedication.
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When you do sex on your back like a dog. You use your partner as a snack table.
He used her back as a table. Total haberdash.
She had a burger on her back while we had sex. That's haberdash.
He put a drink on her back. That's haberdash.