Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Complete happiness. Like when you finally beat your annoying cousin at Fortnite and he cries like a baby.

I got 1st place and my cousin got last. He cried. I was happy.

She beat me at Mario Kart. I cried. She was happy.

He got the last slice of pizza. I was happy. He cried.

2

Extreme joy. Like when you poop in the toilet and it goes down without a sound.

I pooped and it went down. I was happy.

He pooped and it came out. He was not happy.

She pooped and it exploded. She was not happy.

3

Total bliss. Like when your mom lets you stay up past your bedtime and you don’t have to do chores.

Mom let me stay up. I was happy. No chores.

Dad let me eat cake. I was happy. No math.

Bro let me play video games. I was happy. No cleaning.

4

Complete satisfaction. Like when you throw a punch and it hits your enemy right in the face.

I threw a punch. It hit him. I was happy.

She threw a punch. It missed. She was not happy.

He threw a punch. It hit me. I was not happy.

5

Maximum joy. Like when you eat the last piece of cake and it’s chocolate.

I ate the last cake. It was chocolate. I was happy.

He ate the last cake. It was vanilla. He was not happy.

She ate the last cake. It was chocolate. She was happy.