Habenero Hangover

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It's like a hangover but for your butt. Your ass feels like it's been dipped in lava. You sweat like a pig, shake like a nervous dog, and you're so angry you could punch a wall.
My mom said I looked like a flamingo after I ate 10 habeneros.
I woke up screaming like I was on fire.
I tried to sit down and my pants caught on fire.
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You feel like your insides are melting. Your whole body is sweating, your heart's going crazy, and you're so mad you could throw your plate at someone.
I tried to eat breakfast and my tongue felt like it was on vacation in hell.
I was so mad I kicked my dog and he ran away.
I had to take a shower just to cool down.
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Your butt is on fire and you're basically a walking explosion. You sweat like a sauna, shake like a leaf, and your heart thinks it's in a race.
I tried to walk to school and I looked like a flamingo with no legs.
I had to take a nap just to survive the day.
My brother laughed so hard he fell off the couch.
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