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To mess around and act like you're lost in a grocery store when you're just picking out snacks.
I spent 20 minutes in the snack aisle because I didn't know if I wanted chips or cookies.
He had to decide between pizza and pasta, so he took a nap.
She walked past the exit three times before realizing she was going the wrong way.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you're too lazy to make a decision, so you just stand there like a confused chicken.
He stood in the middle of the hallway for 10 minutes because he didn't know which way to go.
She picked up a pen, put it down, picked it up again, and then sat there.
He had three options and still couldn't pick one, so he cried.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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To waste time being unsure about something, like a toddler who can't pick a toy.
He had to choose between red or blue, and it took him 15 minutes.
She had five options for breakfast and still didn't know what to pick.
He picked a sandwich, then changed his mind, then picked another one, then changed again.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you're too dumb to make a choice, so you just stand there like a lost donkey.
He didn't know if he wanted coffee or tea, so he just stared at the menu like it was a math test.
She had to pick a shirt and ended up crying in the closet.
He picked a chair, then sat on it, then got up and picked another one.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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To sit there like a confused potato, not knowing what to do next.
He was at the mall, looked at everything, then left without buying anything.
She saw five movies and still didn't know which one was the best.
He had to decide between getting a haircut or letting his hair grow out, so he just sat there.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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