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A brain like a rusty toaster. Can’t think straight and takes forever to do anything.

Why did you take 20 minutes to reply to a text? You’re slower than a snail on a treadmill.

He tried to figure out how to open a soda can. It took him five minutes and a paperclip.

She couldn’t remember her own phone number. What’s next? Her own name?

So clueless they think a fire alarm is a disco light.

He walked into the kitchen and thought the smoke was just a new decoration.

She tried to answer a question from a teacher and said, ‘I think it’s 2023’

He looked at the clock for five minutes and still didn’t know what time it was.

They’re like a broken calculator. Press the wrong button and nothing makes sense.

He tried to do math and ended up dividing by zero. That’s how clueless he was.

She added 2 + 2 and got 5. No one questioned it.

He tried to cook eggs and burned the whole kitchen down. That’s how bad he is at simple stuff.

They move slower than a turtle on a long walk and have the brain of a brick.

He took 10 minutes to walk from the couch to the fridge. That’s a new world record.

She took forever to say ‘hello’ and it felt like a speech.

He tried to text and it took him 15 minutes to type one word. ‘B’ was a battle.

They’re so slow and clueless, they think a microwave is a time machine.

He put his food in the microwave and asked, ‘Does this go to the future?’

She tried to heat up soup and thought it was a portal to another dimension.

He used the microwave for 20 minutes and still said, ‘It’s not hot enough for space travel.’

They’re like a lollipop with no flavor. You can’t tell what they are, and they take forever to do anything.

She took 10 minutes to pick a lollipop. That’s how slow she is.

He tried to answer a question and said, ‘I think I’m a lollipop.’

They walked into a room and took 5 minutes to decide where to sit. That’s the lollipop life.