habeebed

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Old school. The past tense of habeeb. Like when you were a kid and you believed everything your mom said.
My dad said he saw a ghost. I believed him. I was a habeebed kid.
I believed the pizza was free. I was so habeebed.
I believed my dog could talk. I was a total habeebed fool.
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A meme from 4chan that makes you believe it and then you believe it even harder because it’s ridiculous.
That meme about the ghost in the closet? I was so habeebed I told my friends.
I believed the meme about the haunted cereal box. I was habeebed.
The meme said the sky was green. I believed it. I was habeebed.
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A fancy way of saying something is true and you have to believe it whether you want to or not.
The teacher said the test was easy. I had to believe it. I was habeebed.
My brother said he could beat me up. I had to believe it. I was habeebed.
My mom said I had to clean my room. I had to believe it. I was habeebed.
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An Indian or Arab guy who owns a 7-11 and sells you expired food and makes you believe it’s still good.
The 7-11 guy sold me a rotting sandwich. I believed it was fresh. I was habeebed.
That guy at 7-11 said the chips were still good. I believed him. I was habeebed.
He sold me a soda that tasted like dirt. I believed it was clean. I was habeebed.
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Slang for Habeebi, which is an Arabic word that means you like something so much you want to cry.
That cake was so good I cried. I was habeebed.
My dog cuddled me and I cried. I was habeebed.
I saw my ex and I cried. I was totally habeebed.
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A lover in Arabic. Like if you’re a guy and you’re in love with someone, you call them habibi and it’s super sweet.
My girlfriend is my habibi. I love her.
My brother calls his crush habibi. He’s cute.
I call my dog habibi. He’s my best friend.
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A legless monster who swings around with his hands and eats you if you don’t believe in him.
That legless guy swung at me. I believed he would eat me. I was habeebed.
The habeeb caught me. I believed he would eat me. I was habeebed.
I saw the legless monster. I believed he would eat me. I was totally habeebed.
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