Habeeba

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Habeeba is like the hot guy in your class who says you’re cute, but also the reason your math test got shredded because you were too busy laughing at his ass jokes.
DM: 'Habeeba, I love you more than sugar gay and pedo clowns combined.'
Text: 'Why is your hair on your face like Azula? Also, why are you still laughing at my ass jokes?'
Post: 'Habeeba, you’re the main character. I’m just the side hoe.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habeeba is the kind of girl who makes you feel like the best version of yourself, until she laughs at your math test and calls your teacher ‘daddy senpai’.
Text: 'Habeeba, you’re my favorite side hoe. Also, my main character.'
Post: 'Habeeba is the best friend you never knew you needed.'
DM: 'You make me feel like I can beat Bakugo in a fight. Also, I still love you more than sugar gay.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habeeba is a diva who thinks she’s the main character, but also the one who cries every two minutes and calls her teacher ‘daddy senpai’ just to be cool.
Text: 'Why is your hair on your face? Also, why are you still laughing at my ass jokes?'
Post: 'Habeeba, you’re my main character. Everyone else is just side hoe.'
DM: 'I love you more than sugar gay. Also, I’m your main character.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habeeba is the kind of girl who will make you laugh until you’re crying, but also the one who gets in trouble for laughing at ass jokes during math class.
Post: 'Habeeba is the best friend you never knew you needed.'
Text: 'You make me feel like I can beat Bakugo in a fight. Also, I still love you more than sugar gay.'
DM: 'Habeeba, you’re my favorite side hoe. Also, my main character.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habeeba is a girl with a heart of gold and a mouth of fire, but also the one who cries every two minutes and calls her teacher ‘daddy senpai’.
Text: 'Why is your hair on your face? Also, why are you still laughing at my ass jokes?'
Post: 'Habeeba, you’re the main character. I’m just the side hoe.'
DM: 'I love you more than sugar gay. Also, I’m your main character.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habeeba is a girl who’s cute, but also the one who smokes just to look cool and calls her teacher ‘daddy senpai’ just to be extra.
Text: 'Habeeba, you’re my main character. Everyone else is just side hoe.'
Post: 'Habeeba is the best friend you never knew you needed.'
DM: 'I love you more than sugar gay. Also, I’m your main character.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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