habeeb

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A smelly Indian or Arab guy who runs a 7-11 and thinks he's fancy.
"Why is this guy selling expired hot dogs?", My lunch break.
"He’s the reason I hate gas stations.", My friend.
"That guy owns a 7-11 and thinks he’s rich.", My mom.
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In Arabic, habeeb is like a lover, but more like your ex who still texts you.
"He called me habeeb, but I’m still single.", My ex.
"My lover? More like my former lover.", Me.
"He said habeeb, but I said goodbye.", My feelings.
3
A 4chan guy who says "habeeb" like it's a secret code for believing nonsense.
"Habeeb, I believe in the power of toast.", A 4chan user.
"Habeeb, the moon is made of cheese.", Another 4chan user.
"Habeeb, I believe in the almighty pizza.", My internet friend.
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When you borrow something and then walk away like you’re the king of the world.
"I borrowed your pencil and now I’m king.", Me.
"He took my pen and left me with nothing.", My classmate.
"She borrowed my phone and never came back.", My friend.
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A guy you’d never find in Connecticut, probably because he’s too weird for that place.
"He’s not in Connecticut, he’s in a hole.", My brother.
"Connecticut doesn’t want him.", The state.
"He’s too weird for Connecticut.", My teacher.
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A 4chan meme that says "Believe it" and makes you feel stupid for believing it.
"Believe it, I’m the best at video games.", A 4chan user.
"Believe it, the sky is green.", Another user.
"Believe it, I’m a god.", My internet friend.
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A statement that says something is true and you have to believe it, even if it’s nonsense.
"Believe it, the moon is made of cheese.", My teacher.
"Believe it, I’m rich.", My friend.
"Believe it, I’m a king.", Me.
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