Habebo

She forgot her lunch and cried in the hallway like it was the end of the universe.

She tried to text me but spelled 'hello' as 'helo' and called me a 'dumb f***' for not replying.

She claimed she was the best at math, then got a 58% on the test and sent me a rant about how I was ‘not helping’.

She yelled in the cafeteria for 10 minutes about how ‘no one respects her’ and then tripped over her own feet.

She tried to sing in the talent show and made the entire school cringe. No one clapped.

She told the teacher she was ‘exhausted’ but was just playing on her phone the whole time.

She left her homework on the bus and cried because she ‘didn’t have time to do it again.’

She spilled soda on her shirt and still went to class like it was a ‘fashion statement.’

She forgot her shoes and tried to walk on her socks, then called me a ‘pathetic friend’ for not helping.

She shouted in the gym during yoga and fell over like a f***ing toddler.

She tried to do a cartwheel and ended up faceplanting into the wall.

She yelled at the teacher for giving her a B and said she was ‘not going to be messed with’ again.

She forgot her math test and cried in the hallway like it was a tragedy.

She yelled in the classroom for 10 minutes about how ‘nobody loves her’ and then fell asleep on the floor.

She left her lunch on the bus and sent me a 300-word message about it.