habeas grabus

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Habeas grabus is when the Steelers get held so bad it feels like the ref is in on it. It’s like being stuck in traffic when you’re late for a date with a hot dog.
"Habeas grabus! The ref is a Browns fan!", Tunch Ilken, 2003
"This holding is so bad, I think the ref has a second job as a mime.", Craig Wolfley, 2005
"I’d rather get tackled by a moose than take this holding penalty.", Myron Cope, 2007
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Habeas grabus is the Steelers getting held so much it feels like they're in a holding contest with the ref. It's like being stuck in a sauna with a grumpy old man.
"Habeas grabus! I'm holding so hard I might break my arms!", Tunch Ilken, 2004
"If the ref holds me one more time, I'm gonna scream like a baby.", Craig Wolfley, 2006
"This holding is so bad, I think the ref is on a break.", Myron Cope, 2008
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Habeas grabus is when the Steelers get held so much it looks like the ref is holding them hostage. It's like getting stuck in a holding cell with a bunch of angry pigs.
"Habeas grabus! I'm so mad I could hold the ref down and make him do a handstand!", Tunch Ilken, 2005
"This holding is so bad, I think the ref is holding a grudge.", Craig Wolfley, 2007
"If I get held one more time, I'm gonna hold the ref and make him apologize!", Myron Cope, 2009
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Habeas grabus is when the Steelers get held so much it's like the ref is trying to hold them back from winning. It's like trying to walk in a holding pen with a bunch of angry cows.
"Habeas grabus! I'm so mad I could hold the ref and make him hold me!", Tunch Ilken, 2006
"This holding is so bad, I think the ref is holding on for dear life.", Craig Wolfley, 2008
"If the ref holds me one more time, I'm gonna hold him until he screams!", Myron Cope, 2010
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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