habdol

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Showing off your huge meat like a proud peacock, whether you’re actually hard or just pretending.

My uncle habdol’d during the whole family dinner. No one asked for seconds.

He habdol’d in the middle of the Zoom meeting. His boss was confused.

She habdol’d in the grocery line. The person behind her left.

When your cock is so big it’s like it’s screaming at the top of its lungs.

He habdol’d in the elevator. The buttons were broken by the time he got out.

She habdol’d in the car. Her friend asked if she was gonna park there.

He habdol’d in the restaurant. The waiter asked if he wanted a side of meat.

When you’re so full of yourself and your junk that you can’t shut up about it.

He habdol’d in the gym. The weights were jealous.

She habdol’d during the presentation. Her slides were distracted.

He habdol’d in the park. The squirrels ran away.

When your cock is so big and proud it thinks it’s the king of the jungle.

He habdol’d in the office. His coworkers were in awe.

She habdol’d in the mall. The security guard called the cops.

He habdol’d in the bus. The driver asked if he needed a bigger seat.

When your junk is so big it’s like it’s got its own spotlight and mic.

He habdol’d in the classroom. The teacher was distracted.

She habdol’d in the subway. The train stopped for a standing ovation.

He habdol’d in the airport. The TSA agent gave him a medal.