Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Habding is when you talk about something you know nothing about like you're the king of the whole damn thing

I swear that Tesla car is made of magic beans

That sandwich is the best ever. I’ve never had a sandwich before.

The moon is made of cheese and my mom told me so.

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Habding is when someone spits out nonsense like they're paid to be stupid

I invent a new language every day. It’s called ‘Blargle.’

I’ve been to Mars and back. I brought a bagel.

I’m a wizard, and I’m also a duck.

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Habding is like a fake birthday party for someone who’s not even close to their birthday

Happy Almost Birthday, Bob. You’re almost 100, but not quite.

You’re halfway to your birthday. It’s a good halfway.

You’re not even a little bit close to your birthday, but I’m still happy for you.

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Habding is when someone talks like they’re smart, but they're just making it all up

I’ve read every book in the universe. They’re all about sandwiches.

I’ve been to the future. It’s just like now, but with more pizza.

I don’t know anything, but I pretend I do.

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Habding is when you lie about knowing something, and you use weird made-up words to cover it up

I know everything because I’ve got a ‘habd’ in my brain.

I use ‘habd’ to explain things I don’t understand.

My ‘habd’ is stronger than your ‘habd’.

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Habding is when someone tells lies so obvious you could see them coming from a mile away

I’m the president of the universe. I also have a pet goat.

I’ve been to the moon, and I brought a banana.

I’m a genius. I figured that out today.

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Habding is when you talk about something you know nothing about, and you act like you're the only one who knows the truth

That’s not a real car. That’s a real car made of dreams.

I know everything about space, and I’ve never looked up.

The Earth is flat, and I’ve seen proof.