Habdel

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A real man who tells the truth and sticks by his friends. He’s usually hot, has a good sense of humor, and is super smart. He makes people laugh until they cry and knows how to treat a girl better than Christian Grey if he had a million bucks and a private jet.
Habdel texted me at 2 AM with a joke about my dog eating my homework.
He paid for my coffee and didn’t even ask for a tip.
He told my crush I was ‘the most annoying thing since the invention of the alarm clock.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who doesn’t fake it. He’s loyal, he’s smart, and he’s got a sense of humor that could make a nun laugh. He treats girls like royalty and would probably beat Christian Grey in a fight if he had the money.
Habdel showed up at my school in a suit and told my teacher I was ‘the most beautiful student in the class.’
He got me out of a bad situation with a joke and a pizza.
He told my ex he was ‘the most annoying person I’ve ever met.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who doesn’t lie. He’s smart, he’s cute, and he knows how to make people laugh. He’s the kind of guy who would beat Christian Grey in a duel if he had a million bucks and a private jet.
Habdel texted me a joke at 3 AM and said I was ‘the best friend a person could have.’
He paid for my lunch and said I was ‘the most annoying person I’ve ever met.’
He told my crush I was ‘the most beautiful person in the world.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who doesn’t fake it. He’s honest, he’s smart, and he knows how to make people laugh. He treats girls better than Christian Grey if he had a million bucks and a private jet.
Habdel showed up at my house in a suit and told my mom I was ‘the most beautiful kid in the school.’
He paid for my dinner and said I was ‘the most annoying person I’ve ever met.’
He told my crush I was ‘the most beautiful person in the universe.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who doesn’t lie. He’s loyal, he’s smart, and he’s got a sense of humor that could make a priest laugh. He treats girls better than Christian Grey if he had a million bucks and a private jet.
Habdel texted me at 1 AM with a joke and said I was ‘the best friend in the world.’
He paid for my lunch and said I was ‘the most annoying person I’ve ever met.’
He told my crush I was ‘the most beautiful person in the universe.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A real man who doesn’t fake it. He’s honest, he’s smart, and he knows how to make people laugh. He treats girls better than Christian Grey if he had a million bucks and a private jet.
Habdel showed up at my school in a suit and said I was ‘the most beautiful kid in the class.’
He paid for my dinner and said I was ‘the most annoying person I’ve ever met.’
He told my crush I was ‘the most beautiful person in the world.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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