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It's when you lie through your teeth and act like you're the smartest person in the room. You don't know anything but you're too full of yourself to admit it.
My cousin said he could fix my phone, then broke it and left me with a bill.
My teacher asked me a question and I just made up a whole story to sound cool.
My friend said he knew the password to my account, then spent 10 minutes trying to guess it.
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It's when you talk nonsense and act like you're an expert, but you're just faking it. You're a fraud and you know it.
My dad said he could beat my brother at chess, then lost in 3 moves.
My mom said she knew the secret to my lunch, then guessed wrong and got mad.
My brother said he knew my crush's favorite color, then got it wrong and was embarrassed.
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It's when you make up stuff and act like you're the king of the world. You're a fake, and everyone knows it, but you still keep talking.
My friend said he knew my teacher's dog's name, then guessed and got it wrong.
My brother said he knew how to cook, then burned the whole house down.
My cousin said she could beat my mom at cards, then lost every single game.
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It's when you lie and act like you're the best at everything. You don't know anything, but you still keep talking like you're a genius.
My teacher asked me a question, and I just made it up and got it wrong.
My dad said he knew the answer, but he was wrong and got called out.
My brother said he knew how to fix the TV, but it still didn't work.
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It's when you say you know things you don't know, just to sound cool. You're a fake, but you're still trying to impress people.
My mom said she knew my lunch, then guessed and got it wrong.
My brother said he knew how to beat my dad at video games, then lost badly.
My sister said she knew the secret to my favorite snack, then got it wrong and was mad.
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