habd 3aneef

My cousin says he’s a philosopher. He just talks about cereal for 45 minutes.

My teacher called me a habd 3aneef because I said the sky is blue.

My dog barks at the mailman. That’s not nonsense. This is.

My friend told me the moon is made of cheese. I asked why it’s not floating. He said it’s sleepy.

My mom says the internet is a conspiracy. I told her it’s just a bunch of people arguing in a chat.

My brother thinks he’s a superhero because he can open a door.

My uncle told me the reason why the sky is blue is because the clouds are jealous.

My neighbor said the pizza was sad. I asked why. He said it had no cheese.

My dad says the TV is alive. I asked why. He said it talks back.

My friend said the sun is just a giant orange. I said, 'Then why does it shine? It’s not even a fruit.'

My grandma says the wind is a ghost. I asked why it’s not scary. She said it’s just tired.

My brother says the computer is a wizard. I asked why it doesn’t cast spells. He said it’s just lazy.

My cousin told me the reason why we have gravity is because the moon is sad.

My teacher said the reason why we have school is because the internet is a conspiracy.

My friend said the reason why the sky is blue is because the clouds are jealous of the sun.