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A person who acts like a confused sloth on meth. They trip over their own feet and would rather stab themselves than get off their butt. They’re like a marshmallow in a blender and can’t even say what they want.
I tried to tell them I was going to the store, and they replied with a sob and a knife.
They sat on the floor for an hour just to avoid walking three steps.
When asked what they wanted for dinner, they cried and threw a toaster at the wall.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This guy is like a broken toaster, useless, messy, and full of nonsense. They can’t move without tripping and can’t think without turning into a screaming mess. They’re like a toddler with a PhD in being annoying.
They tripped over their own shadow and then yelled at the light.
They tried to text me but wrote ‘I love you’ in all caps and then cried.
When I asked them to pass the salt, they threw the whole table.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human-shaped blob that can’t move without falling over. They’re like a confused donut with a temper and would rather scream into a pillow than talk to someone. They can’t even spell their own name.
They tried to walk to the fridge and ended up face-down in the hallway.
They sent me a message that said ‘I am sad’ and then drew a cat crying.
When I asked them what they wanted, they screamed ‘I DON’T KNOW’ and threw a shoe.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This person is like a wet sock, messy, smelly, and full of weird stuff. They can’t move without tripping and can’t think without screaming. They’re like a toddler who got a PhD in being useless.
They tried to stand up and fell over, then yelled at the floor.
They wrote ‘I want pizza’ but then cried and drew a sad pizza.
They tried to talk to me but just screamed ‘NO’ and threw a book.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A being that is like a confused pillow with feet. They trip over everything and would rather stab themselves than move. They’re like a kid who got a degree in being dumb.
They tried to walk to the kitchen and ended up in the living room.
They sent me a message that said ‘I am sad’ and then drew a crying potato.
When I asked them what they wanted, they screamed ‘I DON’T KNOW’ and threw a pencil.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This person is like a tired donut who got hit by a truck. They’re clumsy, weird, and would rather cut themselves than move. They’re like a toddler who got a PhD in being messy.
They tried to walk to the bathroom and fell into the hallway.
They sent me a message that said ‘I am tired’ and then drew a sleeping cat.
When I asked them what they wanted, they screamed ‘I DON’T KNOW’ and threw a shoe.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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