Habboink

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Teenagers who are so desperate and ugly they think pretending to do it on a fake website will make them feel better than actually getting it on in real life.

My ex and I still hang out on Habbo. We pretend to kiss. He still thinks we're dating.

I tried to flirt with a guy on Habbo. He said he was married. I said I was a ghost. He said I was creepy.

I have 100 friends on Habbo. None of them are real. I'm sad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Kids who are too weird to be popular and too lazy to try, so they just act like they're having sex on a website instead of actually doing it.

My Habbo avatar is wearing a hat made of pizza. I think I'm cute.

I tried to date someone on Habbo. They said I was 'too weird.' I said they were 'too boring.'

I had sex with my Habbo avatar. It was better than my real life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Kids who are too ugly to get any action in real life, so they just pretend to have sex on a website instead of actually trying to be cool.

My Habbo avatar has a nose the size of a football. I still think I'm hot.

I tried to chat with a girl on Habbo. She said I was 'too ugly.' I said she was 'too fat.'

I don’t know how to have real sex, but I know how to do it on Habbo.

by Slangipedia 13d ago