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when you shove your junk in someone's face and make them suck your cock while you yell at them
My cousin did this to my dog and now it hates me
I did this to my teacher and got suspended
My brother did this to my mom and she still won't let him near the fridge
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when you drop your nuts in someone's eye and make them kiss your penis like it's a birthday cake
I did this to my crush and now we're dating
My dad did this to my uncle and he still hasn't forgiven him
I did this to my friend and he cried
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when you stick your cock in someone's eye and make them lick your balls like it's a free pizza
I did this to my brother and he still won't talk to me
My mom did this to my dad and now he wears a hat
I did this to my teacher and got detention
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