habbes

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A weirdo with a brain the size of a football and a mouth full of trash talk.
That habbes just solved my math test and called my mom a fat flamingo.
He wears socks with sandals and still beats me at chess.
She turned my boring homework into a rap battle and won.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A walking party who looks like a dream and acts like a god.
That habbes walked into the room and my heart exploded.
He smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
She showed up in a dress and I dropped my phone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A blonde bombshell with a body that makes men cry and a mouth that makes them swear.
That habbes just walked in and my brain short-circuited.
She called my dad a chicken and he cried.
She flipped my burger and I asked for her number.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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