habbeda

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1
A magic word you shout when you're too lazy or too dumb to answer a question.
Teacher: 'What's 2+2?' Me: 'Habbeda.'
Mom: 'Did you do your homework?' Me: 'Habbeda.'
Friend: 'What's your favorite color?' Me: 'Habbeda.'
2
A loud, angry noise you make when you're too tired to think and don't want to talk.
Bro: 'What did you eat for breakfast?' Me: 'Habbeda!' (with a frown)
Boss: 'Why are you late?' Me: 'Habbeda!' (while eating a donut)
Classmate: 'Who's your crush?' Me: 'Habbeda!' (while staring at the ceiling)
3
A secret phrase you use to hide the fact that you're just being a giant pain in the butt.
Mom: 'Why are you on your phone?' Me: 'Habbeda.'
Teacher: 'Why did you fail the test?' Me: 'Habbeda.'
Friend: 'What's your plan for the weekend?' Me: 'Habbeda.'
4
A magical word that instantly makes your brain shut off and your mouth stop working.
Dad: 'What did you do with your allowance?' Me: 'Habbeda.'
Friend: 'What's your favorite pizza?' Me: 'Habbeda.'
Teacher: 'What's the capital of France?' Me: 'Habbeda.'
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A loud, profane reply used when you're too tired to think and too lazy to talk.
Bro: 'What's your dream job?' Me: 'Habbeda!' (while snoring)
Friend: 'What's your favorite book?' Me: 'Habbeda!' (while eating cereal)
Teacher: 'What's your favorite sport?' Me: 'Habbeda!' (while staring at the ceiling)
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