Habbal

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Habbal is like the dumbest thing you ever heard, and it’s in Arabic.
My cousin said 'the moon is made of cheese', that’s habbal.
My teacher said '2 + 2 = 5', I called her out for habbal.
My dog barked at a sock, that’s habbal.
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Habbal is when someone says something so dumb, it sounds like it came from a confused camel.
My mom said 'the sky is purple', that’s habbal.
My friend asked if the sun was a giant fireball, I said that’s habbal.
My brother said 'I can breathe underwater', that’s habbal.
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Habbal is the kind of stupidity that makes you want to throw things at people.
My dad said 'the Earth is flat', that’s habbal.
My teacher said 'dinosaurs are still alive', that’s habbal.
My neighbor said 'the ocean is made of lemon juice', that’s habbal.
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Habbal is when you say something so dumb, even your brain gives up on you.
My cousin said 'the moon is a giant sandwich', that’s habbal.
My friend said 'I can talk to cats', that’s habbal.
My brother said 'the sun is a giant chicken', that’s habbal.
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Habbal is the worst kind of nonsense, and it’s in Arabic.
My mom said 'the clouds are made of pizza', that’s habbal.
My teacher said 'the Earth is a giant marshmallow', that’s habbal.
My neighbor said 'the ocean is a giant bathtub', that’s habbal.
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