HabbaBeetch

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When you’ve got so many roaches saved up you can finally make one big juicy blunt that makes your whole block smell like a stank toilet.
Man I made a habba beetch so thick my grandma thought it was a sandwich.
That blunt was so good I ate it like a taco.
I rolled a habba beetch and my neighbor came out to ask if I was selling it.
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When you’ve been hoarding roaches like a fat kid hoards candy and then you smoke them all in one big smoke session.
I had a habba beetch so strong my dog passed out.
That blunt was like a punch in the face with a sock.
I made a habba beetch and my cousin cried because he couldn’t breathe.
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When you’ve got enough roaches to make your whole block think you’re about to die from a blunt overdose.
My habba beetch was so big I had to use both hands to hold it.
I inhaled that habba beetch and my lungs screamed for mercy.
That blunt was so thick it blocked the sun.
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When you’ve been collecting roaches for weeks and then you light it up like it’s the final boss of your blunt game.
I made a habba beetch and my whole block came to watch.
That blunt was so good I started crying like a baby.
I rolled a habba beetch and my mom thought I was on fire.
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When you save up all your roaches and then you smoke them like it’s the last meal of your blunt life.
That habba beetch was so good I forgot my name.
I inhaled that blunt so hard my nose started bleeding.
I made a habba beetch and my neighbor asked if I was a wizard.
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