Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say all the guys and gals who are married or dating pro athletes. It’s like a big group of people who probably don’t do any real work.

"I can't believe my HABAWAG is showing up at the game wearing a dress I wore in high school."

"My HABAWAG is louder than the crowd."

"Why is my HABAWAG fighting my HABAWAG?"

2

The people who are either married or dating pro athletes. They’re usually there to cheer, flirt, and sometimes fight.

"My HABAWAG is crying because I missed the game."

"I got a tattoo of my HABAWAG's face."

"My HABAWAG just stole my snack."

3

The hot people who are dating or married to pro athletes. They’re usually there to shine, laugh, and sometimes cause drama.

"My HABAWAG is getting a seat in the front row."

"I’m dating my HABAWAG and my teammate."

"My HABAWAG is better than my job."

4

The people who are either married or dating pro athletes. They’re usually there to drink, laugh, and sometimes throw things.

"My HABAWAG is drinking more than me."

"My HABAWAG just threw a shoe at the ref."

"I’m dating my HABAWAG and my ex."

5

The people who are married or dating pro athletes. They’re usually there to be loud, proud, and sometimes annoying.

"My HABAWAG is louder than the coach."

"My HABAWAG just yelled my name during the game."

"My HABAWAG is better than my team."