Habat

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It means you murdered his mom and then left a note that said 'I did it for the vibes.'

You killed his mom and said it was a business decision.

He found out you did it during lunch break and flipped the table.

He texted you: 'You’re dead. I’m coming for you.'

Habat is the reason your life is a mess. He’s like a hurricane in human form, but you still follow him everywhere like a lost puppy.

He made your math test into a war zone.

He brought a pizza to the principal’s office just to annoy him.

He cried during the school play and it ruined the whole show.

Habat is the best friend you never asked for, but you can’t live without him. He’s like a brother, a dad, and a really bad influence all in one.

He convinced you to eat glue during lunch.

He stood up for you in a fight with 5 guys.

He made your science project explode and got you detention.