habashi

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A habashi is someone who swallowed the mukhtasar like it was a whole chicken and now they know enough to be a pain in the ass to everyone. They’re always getting tasks from aicp officials like they’re a damn robot.
My cousin took the mukhtasar and now he’s like a know-it-all at the mosque.
I asked him to clean the mosque and he did it like it was a test from God.
He’s so busy doing tasks for aicp that he forgets to eat.
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Habashis are like the good guys who don’t talk trash. They stick by their family like glue and dress like they just walked out of a fashion show.
My neighbor is the kindest person I’ve ever met. He’ll help you move your couch even if he’s in a hurry.
He’s always wearing the best clothes. People think he’s a fashion influencer.
He’s the kind of guy who would walk through fire to save his sister.
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A habashi is the human version of a good dog. They’re always there for you, they don’t talk trash, and they know how to dress like they’re ready for a party.
My friend is like a good dog. He’ll stay up all night to help you with your homework.
He’s got better style than most people I know. He looks like he just stepped out of a magazine.
He’s the kind of person who would bring you soup when you’re sick.
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