habart

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A magical beast that old wizards drool over. If you catch one, it gives you a wish and makes you giggle like a toddler on candy. They sneak around like a butt in a hallway and vanish into fog like a bad smell.
I saw a habart behind the fridge. It was eating my mom's leftovers and laughing at me.
My uncle caught a habart and wished for a million bucks. Now he's rich and still smells like a gym sock.
That habart ran away when I said 'no' to its wish. It was a total coward.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A fancy monster that old wizards beg for. If you catch it, it gives you one wish and makes you happy. They move like a ghost and hide in fog like a bad grade.
My teacher said a habart came into class and wished for a pizza. Now we eat pizza every day.
I tried to catch a habart but it ran away like I was a bad friend.
My dad saw a habart and wished for a vacation. Now he's stuck in Hawaii and hates it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A mystical creature that old wizards want to marry. If you catch it, it gives you one wish and makes you laugh. They sneak around like a thief and disappear like a fart in a room.
My cousin caught a habart and wished for a million dollars. Now he's rich and still smells like a gym sock.
A habart came into my room and wished for my mom’s hair. Now she’s bald and mad.
I tried to catch a habart but it ran away like I was a bad friend. Total loser.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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