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When you hit a porch monkey so hard with a 2x4 that it grows extra nails and he still goes for the KKK leader's sister like she’s the last donut in the box
I beat that porch monkey so bad he got a wood splinter in his brain and still went for the KKK leader’s sister
That porch monkey had a broken nose and a broken heart, but he still went for the KKK leader’s sister
I hit that porch monkey so hard he started talking to the KKK leader’s sister in his sleep
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you nail a porch monkey to a tree and he still tries to rape the KKK leader’s sister with a nail file
That porch monkey was nailed to the tree, but he still tried to rape the KKK leader’s sister with a nail file
I nailed that porch monkey to the tree and he still tried to seduce the KKK leader’s sister
That porch monkey had a nail in his butt and still tried to get with the KKK leader’s sister
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you kick a porch monkey so much he goes to the KKK leader’s sister’s house and demands a divorce
That porch monkey got kicked so much he went to the KKK leader’s sister’s house and asked for a divorce
I kicked that porch monkey until he went to the KKK leader’s sister’s house and started a new life
That porch monkey got so tired of being kicked he went to the KKK leader’s sister and said, 'I want out'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you put a porch monkey in a blender with the KKK leader’s sister and it still doesn’t stop
I put that porch monkey in a blender with the KKK leader’s sister and it still didn’t stop
That porch monkey was blended with the KKK leader’s sister and still wouldn’t quit
That porch monkey was in a blender with the KKK leader’s sister and still wanted more
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you paint a porch monkey red and put him on a stake with the KKK leader’s sister and he still won’t die
I painted that porch monkey red and put him on a stake with the KKK leader’s sister and he still won’t die
That porch monkey was on fire and still tried to charm the KKK leader’s sister
I put that porch monkey on a stake with the KKK leader’s sister and he still wouldn’t give up
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you throw a porch monkey into a lake with the KKK leader’s sister and he still floats to the top
I threw that porch monkey into the lake with the KKK leader’s sister and he still floated to the top
That porch monkey was in the lake with the KKK leader’s sister and still didn’t sink
I put that porch monkey in the lake with the KKK leader’s sister and he still floated like a boss
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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