habanooten

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Habanooten is when you dunk your junk in hot pepper oil to wash away demons. It's what Scientologists do after a train goes up your mom's butt at their wild parties.
My uncle did habanooten and now he screams every time he sees a red light.
At the church meeting, they did habanooten and the priest fainted.
I tried habanooten and now my balls feel like they're on fire.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Habanooten is boiling peppers and your nuts to get rid of bad ghosts. It happens after a train ride up your mom's ass at a Scientologist bonanza.
My cousin did habanooten and now he can't eat spicy food ever again.
During the ritual, the oil was so hot it made the whole room smell like butt and fire.
I watched my dad do habanooten and he cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Habanooten is when you stick your junk in hot habanero oil to purify your soul. It's a Scientologist thing after a train goes through your mom's backside.
My brother did habanooten and now he smells like burnt ass and peppers.
At the party, they did habanooten and the oil turned the floor into a lava pit.
I tried it once, and now I hate Scientologists and hot oil.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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