Habanero of the eye

Current Trending

3 views · Added 13d ago · 3 definitions

When a prostitute grinds your face like it's a jukebox and your eyes turn into lava pits that scream habanero.

My eye looked like a fried chicken after that hooker's face ride.

I had to wear a blindfold and a hat just to survive the day.

My eye was so sore I could’ve cried if I had any tears left.

When a hooker face-fucks you so hard your eyes are screaming for mercy and they taste like habanero and regret.

I looked like a raccoon that got hit by a fire truck.

My eyes were so red I thought I was gonna explode.

I could’ve kissed my eye if it had survived.

When a hooker takes you on a face ride so brutal your eyes look like they’ve been dipped in habanero and hell.

My eye was so swollen I looked like a balloon animal.

I had to use three tissues just to wipe my eye.

I felt like I had a lava lamp in my eye and it was on fire.