habanero high five

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When you high five someone so hard after chopping habaneros that their face looks like it got hit by a fire truck.
My cousin and I high fived like we were fighting for our lives after slicing up a habanero. My face was on fire.
I high fived my mom and now my lips taste like a chili dog and a curse.
My friend and I high fived so hard we both screamed and cried. It was legendary.
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When you slap hands with someone after chopping habaneros so hard it feels like your fingers got dipped in hot lava.
I high fived my brother and now my hands feel like they're on vacation in a volcano.
My high five with my roommate was so spicy, I could feel it in my bones.
I high fived my dad and now my fingers are on fire. I think he’s trying to kill me.
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When you high five someone after chopping habaneros so hard it feels like you both got bit by a thousand angry bees.
I high fived my friend and now my whole arm is buzzing like a beehive exploded in my face.
My high five with my boss was so spicy, I think I’m going to quit my job.
I high fived my dog and now he’s running around like he’s on fire.
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