habanada

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a fake Chinese lady’s way of saying ‘have a nice day’ while pretending she doesn’t know English and is judging your life choices

The Chinese lady at the takeout counter said ‘habanada’ like she was giving me a warning.

I left the restaurant thinking I was being insulted, but it was just a ‘have a nice day’.

Now I’m paranoid every time I get takeout.

when a Chinese lady says ‘habanada’ like she’s giving you a death threat instead of a ‘have a nice day’

She said ‘habanada’ like she knew I was going to fail my math test.

I thought she was going to curse my whole family.

Now I bring a lunch every day just to avoid her.

a Chinese lady’s way of saying ‘have a nice day’ but it sounds like she’s telling you to go die in a fire

‘Habanada’ sounded like she was telling me to go die in a fire.

I thought I was being insulted, but it was just a ‘have a nice day’.

Now I’m scared of Chinese ladies everywhere.