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When you're so damn eager you're practically screaming at the clock like it owes you money.
Bro, I've been waiting for this game to load for 10 minutes. HABANA?!
My pizza is cold and I'm HABANA-ing at the delivery guy.
HABANA? I've been sitting here for 5 minutes like a trapped animal.
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When your phone autocorrects your muhahahaha to ‘buy a mug from Habana, Cuba’ and you want to throw your phone out the window.
I was laughing my ass off and my phone said I need to buy a mug. What even is life?
I typed muhahahaha and it changed to ‘buy a mug from Habana, Cuba’ and I cried.
I was just being funny and my phone ruined it with that stupid mug ad.
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A stupid song that sounds like a baby banana is doing a dance party in your head.
I heard that song and now I can't stop thinking about a dancing banana.
That ‘banana nana’ song is stuck in my head like a bad tattoo.
I'm walking down the street and I start humming ‘banana nana’ like I'm in a commercial.
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