Haban

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A hoe-ass, bitch-ass, nigggggga who makes your life a nightmare.

Haban walked in and turned my day from okay to absolute chaos.

I tried to ignore her, but she texted me 20 times in one minute.

She called me a 'bitch-ass loser' in front of my whole class.

Laura Haban is the most amazing person ever. She’s like a unicorn made of glitter and love.

I asked her out, and she said yes. I died of happiness.

She smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.

She’s the only person who can make me feel like a king.

One of the most real people out there. She’ll fuck you like a horny teen but still treat you like a god.

She beat my ass in the hallway because I said she was ugly.

She talked to me for hours about math and philosophy.

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say goodnight.