habalina

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A giant, hairy beast that lives in the middle of the jungle and throws tantrums when you step on its toes. It’s so rare you’d need a miracle to see it.

I saw a habalina eating my cousin’s backpack. It was like a horror movie.

My dad said he fought a habalina once. He didn’t win.

I got lost in the forest and found a habalina. It looked at me like I owed it money.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A big, ugly monster that lives in the rainforest and hates humans. It’s so rare you’d probably die before seeing it.

My mom’s friend saw a habalina. She ran so fast she tripped over a tree.

I tried to take a picture of a habalina. It screamed and threw me into a bush.

The teacher said a habalina ate the school bus last week. It was gross.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hairy, angry animal that lives in the middle of the jungle. It’s so rare you’d need a spaceship to find it.

I heard a habalina growling in the forest. It was like a thunderstorm with farts.

My brother said he saw a habalina eating his lunch. He cried.

A habalina chased me home. I ran all the way to the mall.

by Slangipedia 3d ago