Habaka

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A Habaka is when someone looks so good and is dressed like a million bucks. You might only see one in a lifetime or never. They're usually friendly and love to flirt.
I saw a Habaka in the mall and almost got hit by a shopping cart trying to get closer.
My cousin is a Habaka and she makes my grandma look like a discount store outfit.
I tried to ask the Habaka out, but she said I smelled like old pizza.
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A Habaka is someone so good-looking they make your face feel like it's been slapped by a celebrity. They’re rare, and when you find one, you want to hug them and take a selfie.
I saw a Habaka in the subway and tried to take a selfie, but the train left before I could.
My dog saw a Habaka and started barking like it was a movie star.
I asked my teacher if she was a Habaka and she gave me a pop quiz.
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A Habaka is a person so good-looking they could make a statue jealous. You might never see one, or you might see one and get jealous. They’re usually nice and love to laugh.
I saw a Habaka at the gym and my dumbbell fell over from jealousy.
My neighbor is a Habaka and my dog won’t stop staring at her.
I tried to talk to a Habaka and got distracted by her hair.
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A Habaka is someone so stylish and hot that they could make a fashion show cry. They’re super rare, and when you find one, you want to scream their name and take a picture.
I saw a Habaka in the park and my phone died trying to take a photo.
My little brother saw a Habaka and cried because he felt ugly.
I tried to flirt with a Habaka and got rejected by a group of fans.
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A Habaka is someone so good-looking they could make a mirror feel bad. You might only see one once in your life or never. They’re usually friendly and make you feel like a rockstar.
I saw a Habaka in the grocery store and my cart almost hit her.
My mom said I was a Habaka and I got a free ice cream.
I tried to talk to a Habaka and my voice shook like a spiderweb.
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A Habaka is when someone is so cool and stylish, they make your clothes look like they were bought from a trash can. They're super rare, and when you find one, you want to dance and sing.
I saw a Habaka in the bus and my bus buddy started a karaoke session.
My brother saw a Habaka and said he was going to marry her.
I tried to be a Habaka and got called a 'clothes disaster'.
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