habajeeba

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 3d ago · 5 definitions

A magical word you shout when you have a great idea but your brain is too full of garbage to say it right.

DM: 'Habajeeba! I just realized I can eat pizza for breakfast and still be cool.'

Tweet: 'Habajeeba! My plan to ruin the world is better than my ex's.'

Text: 'Habajeeba! I just figured out how to steal the teacher's coffee.'

A fancy way to say you're too dumb to explain your idea but still think it's the best thing ever.

Post: 'Habajeeba! My idea for world peace is to just fight everyone at once.'

Text: 'Habajeeba! I just realized I can talk to my pet goldfish.'

Tweet: 'Habajeeba! I'm gonna win the lottery and still be broke.'

A word you scream when your brain short-circuits from a brilliant thought.

DM: 'Habajeeba! I just figured out how to make my mom cry with a single text.'

Tweet: 'Habajeeba! I can beat up the entire school and still have time for lunch.'

Text: 'Habajeeba! My plan to take over the world is to steal the principal's coffee.'

A loud, profane word you yell when your idea is so good it makes your brain explode.

Tweet: 'Habajeeba! I just realized I can live in a pizza box and still be rich.'

DM: 'Habajeeba! My new plan is to eat all the cookies in the universe.'

Text: 'Habajeeba! I can take over the world by stealing the internet.'

A swear word you use when you have a brilliant idea but your brain is too lazy to say it properly.

Text: 'Habajeeba! I just thought of the best way to prank my teacher.'

Tweet: 'Habajeeba! My plan to be the coolest kid ever is to eat ice cream for dinner.'

DM: 'Habajeeba! I just realized I can turn my math test into a nap.'