Habajaba

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A stupid faggot who thinks they're cool
My math teacher is a habajaba and still fails at life.
That guy in the lunchroom wearing a glitter shirt is a habajaba.
My cousin's best friend is a habajaba and can't even tie his shoes.
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A brainless queer who thinks they're hot stuff
My neighbor is a habajaba and still thinks he’s a rockstar.
My brother’s friend is a habajaba and can’t even cook ramen.
That guy in the mall wearing a tutu is a habajaba.
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A clueless fag who thinks they’re a king
My gym teacher is a habajaba and still can’t do a push-up.
That kid in my class is a habajaba and cries when he loses a game.
My uncle’s roommate is a habajaba and still thinks he’s a movie star.
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A dumb queer who thinks they’re the bomb
My mom’s coworker is a habajaba and still can’t spell his own name.
That guy in the park singing opera is a habajaba.
My dog’s best friend is a habajaba and still thinks he’s a superhero.
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A silly faggot who thinks they're famous
My dad’s friend is a habajaba and still thinks he’s a rapper.
That guy in the grocery store wearing a cape is a habajaba.
My friend’s little brother is a habajaba and still thinks he’s a wizard.
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A clueless queer who thinks they're the best
My brother’s teacher is a habajaba and still can’t add numbers.
That guy in the library wearing pajamas is a habajaba.
My cat’s best friend is a habajaba and still thinks he’s a king.
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