Habagastrious

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A messed-up, wild feeling from smoking weed or weird stuff. You act like a baboon and can’t talk straight.

I just saw my dog wearing my mom’s hat. It’s Habagastrious.

He said ‘potato’ five times. That’s Habagastrious.

I tried to explain my life. It was Habagastrious.

When you’re high and your brain is like a broken toaster. You say nonsense and can’t stop giggling.

She told me the sky was made of glitter. That’s Habagastrious.

He tried to do math. It was Habagastrious.

I asked him a question. He answered with a dance. Habagastrious.

Feeling super trippy and confused, like your head is full of glitter and confetti. You can’t think or talk properly.

He said the fridge was singing. Habagastrious.

I tried to make a sandwich. It was Habagastrious.

She told me her cat was a wizard. Habagastrious.

When you’re so high you think the moon is a giant cheese wheel. You talk like a broken robot and can’t focus.

He told me the moon was made of cheese. Habagastrious.

She tried to draw a cat. It was Habagastrious.

I asked him where he was. He said ‘in the clouds.’ Habagastrious.

You feel like a confused jellyfish, floating in a sea of nonsense. You can’t talk or think straight.

He said he was a jellyfish. Habagastrious.

She tried to explain the universe. It was Habagastrious.

I asked him what time it was. He said ‘purple.’ Habagastrious.