habadasher

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A guy who sells tiny man stuff like ties, buttons, and collar stays. He’s like a fancy version of a used sock salesman.
My uncle works at a habadasher and says he’s tired of fixing shirts for drunk guys.
I bought a tie from a habadasher and it looked like it was made by a confused caterpillar.
The habadasher told me I needed a collar stay. I asked why. He said, 'Because your neck is a disgrace.'
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When a bald man shoves his head up a woman’s pants like he’s trying to burp into her bladder.
My dad did a habadasher at my mom’s birthday party and she still hasn’t forgiven him.
He did a habadasher in the middle of a meeting and the boss fired him on the spot.
At the gym, a guy did a habadasher and the weights fell over.
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