Habadanicha

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The worst part of having problems. It’s like the biggest chunk of your brain got hit by a truck and now you’re stuck loving someone who’s even more of a mess than you are.
My ex is habadanicha. She had three boyfriends at once and still cried in my DMs about her cat.
He called me habadanicha after I texted him a photo of my pizza and my ex’s face.
My mom says my brother is habadanicha because he’s been dating a girl who’s got a tattoo of a raccoon.
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The part of your life that makes you want to throw your phone out the window. It’s like being stuck in a relationship with someone who’s basically a disaster on both ends.
My girlfriend is habadanicha. She cried in my DMs because her dog ate her homework.
I called my teacher habadanicha after she gave me a pop quiz on the day I got a tattoo.
My cousin is habadanicha because he dated a girl who had a pet sloth.
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The worst part of being messed up. It’s like you’re in a love triangle with two people who are both completely out of their minds.
My friend is habadanicha. He cried in my DMs because his girlfriend broke up with him for his brother.
My sister called me habadanicha after I told her my crush had a pet snake.
My neighbor is habadanicha because he dated a girl who had a twin sister who was also his ex.
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The worst part of having problems. It’s like your brain is broken and you’re still trying to love someone who’s also broken and probably has a pet that’s also broken.
My brother is habadanicha. He cried in my DMs because his girlfriend’s pet chicken ran away.
I called my mom habadanicha after she told me my dad had a new girlfriend who also had a new tattoo.
My crush is habadanicha because he dated a girl who had a pet raccoon and also got into a fight with his brother.
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The part of your life that makes you want to scream. It’s like being stuck in a relationship with someone who’s so messed up, they probably had a fight with their pet.
My girlfriend is habadanicha. She cried in my DMs because her cat knocked over her mom’s favorite mug.
My friend called me habadanicha after I told him my crush had a pet sloth.
My cousin is habadanicha because he dated a girl who had a pet raccoon and also had a tattoo of a chicken.
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