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A stupid nickname for a girlfriend's ponge. It's supposed to be cute, but it's more like a middle finger to your brain.
My girlfriend called my ponge 'Habada' and I literally screamed into my pillow.
He said 'Habada' when I told him I was getting a tattoo. He's not getting one.
My ponge cried when I called her Habada. I think she hates me now.