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The only thing keeping you from getting kicked out of the group chat
Welcome to the club, loser
You're here, so you must be desperate
We're not friends, we're just co-sufferers
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A fancy way of saying 'you’re not actually invited, but we’ll let you stay if you shut up'
Welcome, but don’t talk
You’re here, but you’re not important
We’re giving you a chance, don’t blow it
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The fake love letter you get when you’re just there for the free snacks
Welcome, snack enthusiast
We’re glad you’re here for the chips
You’re not a friend, you’re a snack buddy
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A greeting you get when you’re the last person they wanted to see
Welcome, last pick
You’re here, and we’re not happy
We’re forcing you to be here
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A welcome that sounds like a threat
Welcome… if you want to survive
Welcome, but don’t mess us up
You’re here, and we’re watching you
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A greeting that’s just a setup for you getting roasted later
Welcome, we’re just getting started
Welcome, you’re in for a ride
Welcome, we’ve got work to do