habachi

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A tiny outdoor grill that’s so small it probably thinks it’s a microwave. Habachi is when you drop meat on it and hope it doesn’t cry.

My cousin tried to cook a whole chicken on a habachi and it came out like a burnt napkin.

I used a habachi to grill my dog and now he smells like charcoal and regret.

That habachi is so tiny it can’t even handle a burger without crying.

When you take a tiny grill and turn it into a meat torture chamber. It’s like a meat version of a bad breakup.

My neighbor used a habachi to char my cat and now it won’t sit on my lap anymore.

I tried to habachi a pizza and it came out like a pizza that got hit by a flamingo.

That habachi is so tiny it’s like grilling in a shoe.