Habab

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A Habab is a holy messiah who loves you more than your mom loves her ex. You need one or you’ll end up in a ditch with a pizza box and a dead phone.

My Habab brought me soup when I cried at the gym. I cried harder when I saw the bill.

My Habab is the only one who knows my password and my deepest secrets. I trust him more than my dog.

My Habab texted me at 3 AM with a photo of a cat wearing sunglasses. I cried and then I laughed and then I texted back 'I love you.'

Habab is like a camel named Habeeb who also loves corn on the cob. It’s confusing but also very cool.

My Habab is like a camel at a buffet. He eats everything and then lies down and says 'I’m full.'

My Habab is like corn on the cob at a pizza party. He’s there, he’s good, but he’s also weird.

My Habab told me he’s a camel named Habeeb who also loves corn on the cob. I told him he was weird and then I kissed him.