Hab Knocker

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A Canadian or French-Canadian who jacks off in public like it's the last day of school and they're free for the rest of their life.

I saw my math teacher at the mall and he was doing his thing in front of the food court.

My cousin got kicked out of the church for doing his business in the pews.

My neighbor does his business in the park every Tuesday and nobody says a word.

A Canadian or French-Canadian who thinks the whole world should watch them pee and jerk off at the same time.

He did his thing in the grocery store aisle while I was trying to get milk.

My dad did his business in the subway and got a free snack from the conductor.

My friend did his thing in the library and got banned from using the computers.

A Canadian or French-Canadian who shows up at your house just to jerk off in your hallway like it's their birthday.

My uncle showed up unannounced and did his thing in my hallway while my mom was cooking.

My brother's friend showed up and did his business in the living room during a family dinner.

My neighbor showed up and did his thing in the hallway while I was trying to do my homework.