HAB Chirp

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You’re in a fancy ambulance and you see a HAB. You yell at them with your siren like they owe you money.
I was driving to the hospital and saw a guy with a shopping cart. I honked so loud he dropped his bag of chips.
My buddy chirped a HAB who was eating a hot dog. The hot dog fell into a puddle. Classic.
I chirped a HAB who was sleeping under a bridge. He woke up and yelled, 'I'm not paying you!'
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You’re in a cool ambulance and you see a HAB. You scream at them with your siren because they’re broke and you’re not.
I chirped a HAB who was wearing a jacket made of newspaper. He looked like a madman.
I was chirping a HAB and he yelled back, 'I'm not going anywhere!' I laughed so hard I almost crashed.
I saw a HAB eating a banana and I chirped him. The banana flew out of his hand. I won.
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You're in an ambulance and you see a HAB. You make them scared with your siren because you're rich and they're poor.
I chirped a HAB who was trying to steal a pizza. He dropped the pizza and ran. I ate it.
I chirped a HAB who was wearing a sock on his head. He looked confused and ran away.
I chirped a HAB who was sitting on a park bench. He looked at me like I was a monster.
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