haawt

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a human-shaped glitter bomb that also has a brain and a sense of humor

My friend is haawt. She turned my math test into a confetti explosion.

I asked her for advice. She gave it to me while doing a cartwheel.

She texted me a selfie with a squirrel. It was the best thing I've ever seen.

the kind of person who makes your day and then laughs at your face when you cry because you're so happy

She showed up at my house wearing pajamas and a crown. I cried. She laughed.

She made me a sandwich. It was the most beautiful sandwich I've ever seen.

She told me a joke. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

a friend who is so good-looking it’s like she’s been given a free pass to be annoying

She walks into the room. People stop talking. Then she makes a joke about my bad hair.

She said I was ‘okay’ in a way that made me feel like I was a backup dancer.

She took a photo of me. I looked like a potato. She called it ‘art.’